I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!
DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
Apparently, I fought well.
god damnit i cant stop laughing
oodlyenough said: twelve's shocked and appalled face when clara says bowtie guy isn't her type keeps making me think of dennis reynolds. "so you're not attracted to me?" "no" "and you're, what, not gonna sleep with me? that's ridiculous i'm outta here"
My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Clara. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David.
the s8 finale, twelve looks for a way to demonstrate his newfound appreciation for danny
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
Honestly, I think it’s aimed at the older generations to keep them from using either their name or their child’s name because those are so much easier to guess. It’s not a bad stepping stone when you’re trying to teach older people how to make slightly more secure passwords. Trust me, my mother constantly uses her own first name as a password because “the website let me” AGAINST MY ADVICE (which she doesn’t listen to).
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